The Guy Behind the Mission

Tom Kiernan

A smiling man with glasses, wearing a tan blazer and striped shirt, sitting on marble stairs with black railing in a modern indoor setting.

The Story: Tom Kiernan wears many hats: author, certified yoga instructor, marathon runner, and former global sales executive. But at his core, Tom is a believer in the power of approach and attitude. For over a decade, he has taught yoga in the local community, helping others find balance and strength. As a runner who has crossed the finish line of 14 marathons, he understands that the most difficult journeys are often the ones that lead to the most growth.

The Inspiration: As a husband and a father of two boys, Tom wanted to create a world where adventure and laughter serve as the foundation for healing. He wrote The Mad Dash trilogy to give children of all ages (Tom is a kid at heart) a story that captures their imagination while exploring the profound bond of friendship and the resilience needed to face life’s biggest challenges. For Tom, “Live like Bones”isn’t just a theme in a book—it’s a lifestyle of optimism that he strives to share with every reader.

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Two people with one signing a poster that has a drawing of a cockroach and the text "Live like Bones," on a desk.
A male runner in a bright green shirt and blue shorts participating in a race, with a race bib numbered 43983, running outside a building with Chinese signage and a red number 6 logo.
Colorful children's drawing of two houses with green walls, orange doors, and brown windows. The houses have signs with writing, one says "Shirt Store" and the other says "Phone Store Big Sale." The sky is mostly blue with a yellow sun in the upper left corner.
Child's drawing titled "The Mad Dash" with two hand-drawn bowls of colorful candy and two hands reaching over them, one with a yellow ring, and handwritten text underneath.

Why Lumpy Bones Company?

More Than Just a Story

The Vision

The Lumpy Bones Company was founded as a 501(c)(3) nonprofit with a singular goal: to turn the message of The Mad Dash into tangible support for our schools. Tom recognized that for a story about healing and optimism to truly make an impact, it had to be accessible to every student and supportive of every teacher.

The Mission

We believe in a “Partnership of Optimism” By connecting local businesses (our Sponsors) with our Champions (dedicated educators), we provide the tools needed for a refreshing classroom experience. From the groundbreaking use of Noah Text® to our direct teacher reimbursements, Lumpy Bones Co. is dedicated to giving back to the people and the profession that give the most.

● About Us

Board of Directors

A man in a suit and glasses is holding a microphone and reading from a paper to a young student who is standing beside him at a school assembly. The assembly room is filled with students seated at tables, some are smiling and listening attentively.

Tom Kiernan
Chairman of the Board & Founder, Lumpy Bones Company

Read Tom’s Full Story as the Author of The Mad Dash >

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Matthew R. Plain, Esq.
Director

Co-Managing Partner, Barton Gilman LLP
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Sarah K. Blodgett
Director

Founder of Noah Text® & Literacy Innovator
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Kara Walsh, M.Ed.
Director

Educator & Curriculum Specialist, Warwick Public Schools
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The Lumpy Bones Company was founded as a 501(c)(3) nonprofit with a singular goal: to turn the message of The Mad Dash into tangible support for our schools. Tom recognized that for a story about healing and optimism to truly make an impact, it had to be accessible to every student and supportive of every teacher.

What People Are Saying

  • “This was the best book I have ever read! Tom Kiernan is my new favorite author!”

    Hailey L. • 6th grade student

  • “Fans of Jeff Kinney and Dave Pilkey will love Tom Kiernan's new book series The Mad Dash. This fast-paced, adventure story will keep you engaged right to the end.”

    Phyllis H. • Librarian (30 years)

  • “It was a great read and extremely funny and then very intense. I couldn’t put it down.”

    Carter D • 5th grade student

  • “I loved the friendship between Lumpy and Bones and as a teacher I was taking notes but then just found myself wanting to read. I am dying to know where the boys will go!”

    Tiffany M. • 5th grade teacher

  • “Laugh out loud funny and never a dull moment…I can’t wait for what happens next!”

    Liam S. • 6th grade student

  • “My 11 year-old absolutely loved this book! "Just plain awesome" were his words, not mine. He would have finished it in one sitting but we made him go to bed. He finished it the next morning!”

    Mom on Amazon